Tobi:
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Of humor. Female.



Michael: Well if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest..
Jim: We do
Michael: …that none of us can be a part of…
Pam: You can’t be a part of our relationship, Michael!
Michael: Then we are going to have our own private Valentine’s Day party.
Jim: That sounds fun.
Michael: So suck it.

Michael: Well if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest..

Jim: We do

Michael: …that none of us can be a part of…

Pam: You can’t be a part of our relationship, Michael!

Michael: Then we are going to have our own private Valentine’s Day party.

Jim: That sounds fun.

Michael: So suck it.

Another great lesson from Pokémon.

Another great lesson from Pokémon.

I thought you loved my curves

but you measured

my hips.

as if to be sized for

your secrets

for they were too wide

for your friends.

I thought it was okay because I was appreciated as a friend. But I was fucked like a whore.